-!- Irssi: Starting query in slashnet with dikdik
<cortex> You're awfully eager.  Who the heck are you?
<dikdik> 16:19 <cortex> im from out of town
<cortex> That's what I'd call a non-answer.
<dikdik> as in "there is no satisfactory answer because you have no reason to know who i am"
<dikdik> "who are you" is what i'd call a non-question
<dikdik> at least in a chatroom
<cortex> Oh, hell, I don't know if you have any reason to want to tell me.  You're just acting like a damned weiro, is all.
<dikdik> can you let me back in
<cortex> As soon as you go butt-trumpeting non-sequiturs about what your mefite status does and does not qualify you for, you make your own
               identity an issue, kiddo.
<cortex> I didn't put you out in the first place.  Wrong tree.
<dikdik> but you can override everyone else
<cortex> Why would I?
<cortex> You're presenting yourself as a cagey weirdo.
<dikdik> cause i want to participate in the discussion
<cortex> And?
<dikdik> my grandson is dying of leukemia
<cortex> Well thank god you came to IRC, then.  We got all KINDS of secret cancer cures here.
<dikdik> he really wants you to let me back in
<dikdik> it would mean a lot
<dikdik> the doctors cant do much
<cortex> Is he mysteriously nonforthcoming about his identity as well?
<cortex> If so, you may want to consider a possible undetected genetic trait in the fam.
<dikdik> identity? i'm 'dikdik' from irc
<dikdik> what more do you want
<cortex> I'm sorry, I mistook you for 'A PAYING MEMBER OF THE METAFILTER COMMUNITY'
<cortex> Have a good time on the internets, dikdik-from-irc.
<dikdik> yeah, thats my fault
<dikdik> so, let me back in?
<cortex> I haven't gotten a thing out of this so far.
<cortex> I'm not sure why you'd expect to.
<dikdik> you have to let me back in the channel so i can contribute to the discussion
<dikdik> i cant do much here
<cortex> You're really bad at this.
<dikdik> if you wont do it for me, do it for my grandson
<cortex> Like, exceptionally bad.
<dikdik> his last round of chemotherapy starts this afternoon
<dikdik> he really looks up to you
<dikdik> i gave him a baseball mitt with your 'signature'
<dikdik> i really wrote it myself
<dikdik> i hope you dont mind
<cortex> I lost my mitt hand in a car accident.  That's really fucking low of you to bring up.
<dikdik> so will you let me back in?
<cortex> Give me a mefi username.  I have an irrational distrust of liars.
<dikdik> which one do you want
<cortex> Oh, yours, ideally.
<dikdik> i'll let you pick it, ok?
<dikdik> http://www.metafilter.com/user/2290
<dikdik> http://www.metafilter.com/user/24501
<dikdik> http://www.metafilter.com/user/17528
<dikdik> http://www.metafilter.com/user/19263
<dikdik> im just getting these off the front page
<cortex> Oh, I couldn't pick just one.
<dikdik> id happily give you mine, but i dont have one
<dikdik> http://www.metafilter.com/user/23741
<dikdik> http://www.metafilter.com/user/17670
<cortex> Ah.  For shame.  Well, say hi to the grandkid, if you can get to the hospital in time.  Best of luck to you.
<dikdik> http://www.metafilter.com/user/23633
<dikdik> so does that mean you'll let me back in?
<dikdik> http://www.metafilter.com/user/46088
<cortex> What the heck.  I'll unban you.
<cortex> Just give me a sec--
<cortex> wait a sec.
<cortex> Reports from the field that you were doubleposting.
<cortex> Is that true?
<cortex> Please stop revealing my long-hidden suspicion of lysol's faggotry to lysol.  It makes him uncomfortable.
<dikdik> LET ME IN
<cortex> Hrm?
<cortex> Sorry, do I know you?
<dikdik> no
<dikdik> unban me from #mefi
<cortex> I didn't ban you from #mefi.
<dikdik> it doesnt matter
<dikdik> you can override others' bans
<cortex> But why would I?
<dikdik> good point
<dikdik> later
<dikdik> want to see my brilliant flamebait first post? http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=230103&cid=18669097
<cortex> Slashdot links?  Yeah, I'll get right on not clicking that.
<dikdik> even trolls?
<cortex> Oh, you're a troll!  That's so much more impressive.  How is that working out for you?
<dikdik> hey
<dikdik> dreamghost banned me
<dikdik> can you let me in
-!- dikdik [~alfs@cloak-5DD3101E.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: ]
Day changed to 10 Apr 2007
<cortex> hey, i talked to dreamghost
-!- dikdik: No such nick/channel
<dikdik> hey
<dikdik> can you let me back into #mefi
<dikdik> twentynine accidentally banned me
<dikdik> twentynine and he's having trouble fixing it
<dikdik> thankx
<dikdik> thanks
<cortex> hey so i talked to twentynine
-!- dikdik: No such nick/channel
-!- Irssi: dikdik is now known as Guest1503427014
<cortex> Hey man, stop stealing dikdik's account.
<cortex> He needs it.
<cortex> He's got a sick nephew or some shit.
<Guest1503427014> hey, that banning was uncalled for
<Guest1503427014> lift it please
<Guest1503427014> lift
<cortex> Why would I help out someone who steals accounts from a respected member of the community like dikdik?
<Guest1503427014> im sorry. youre right. look, i think he's coming right now
-!- Irssi: Guest1503427014 is now known as dikdik
<dikdik> unban me plz
<dikdik> twentynine is such a dick!
<dikdik> im trying to be a positive male role model in his life and i just cant get to him
<cortex> You're not dikdik.
<cortex> There was something in dikdik's eyes that's...gone now.
<dikdik> -NickServ- Password accepted -- you are now recognized.
<cortex> You're just a hollow shell.
<cortex> Spouting crazy robot talk.
-!- dikdik [~alfs@cloak-5DD3101E.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: ]
-!- Irssi: dikdik is now known as Guest1503427036
-!- Irssi: Guest1503427036 is now known as dikdik
<dikdik> hey cortex
<dikdik> dreamghost accidentally banned me and hes having trouble fixing things
<dikdik> dreamghost can you go ahead and correct his mistake for him?
<dikdik> dreamghost don't be too hard on him either. we all make mistakes
<dikdik> just ignore the 'dreamghost' in front of those last two messages.
<dikdik> see? even i make mistakes. LOL!
<cortex> what
-!- dikdik: No such nick/channel
<dikdik> hey
<dikdik> i still need in
<dikdik> hey
<cortex> wait
<cortex> what?
<dikdik> let me back in #mefi
<dikdik> thanks
<dikdik> hey
<dikdik> #mefi unable to join channel (address is banned)
<dikdik> twentynine accidentally banned me, now hes avoiding me
<cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> #mefi unable to join channel (address is banned)
<dikdik> <dikdik> twentynine accidentally banned me, now hes avoiding me
<cortex> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> so
<dikdik> let me back in?
<cortex> <cortex> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <cortex> wait
<dikdik> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> let me back in #mefi
<dikdik> <dikdik> thanks
<dikdik> <dikdik> hey
<dikdik> <dikdik> #mefi unable to join channel (address is banned)
<dikdik> <dikdik> twentynine accidentally banned me, now hes avoiding me
<dikdik> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> <dikdik> #mefi unable to join channel (address is banned)
<dikdik> <dikdik> <dikdik> twentynine accidentally banned me, now hes avoiding me
<dikdik> <cortex> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> so
<dikdik> <dikdik> let me back in?
<dikdik> <cortex> <cortex> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <cortex> wait
<dikdik> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> let me back in #mefi
<dikdik> <dikdik> thanks
<dikdik> <dikdik> hey
<dikdik> <dikdik> #mefi unable to join channel (address is banned)
<dikdik> <dikdik> twentynine accidentally banned me, now hes avoiding me
<dikdik> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> <dikdik> #mefi unable to join channel (address is banned)
<dikdik> <dikdik> <dikdik> twentynine accidentally banned me, now hes avoiding me
<dikdik> <cortex> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> so
<cortex> Man.  Something seems to be wrong with my irc client.
<dikdik> <dikdik> let me back in?
<dikdik> <cortex> <cortex> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <cortex> wait
<dikdik> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> let me back in #mefi
<dikdik> <dikdik> thanks
<dikdik> <dikdik> hey
<cortex> I'm getting like a whole bunch of messages from you.
<dikdik> <dikdik> #mefi unable to join channel (address is banned)
<dikdik> <dikdik> twentynine accidentally banned me, now hes avoiding me
<dikdik> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> <dikdik> #mefi unable to join channel (address is banned)
<dikdik> <dikdik> <dikdik> twentynine accidentally banned me, now hes avoiding me
<cortex> You may need to check with your ISP.
<dikdik> <cortex> <cortex> what?
<dikdik> <dikdik> so
<dikdik> <dikdik> let me back in?
<dikdik> <cortex> <cortex> <cortex> what?
<cortex> <cortex> <cortex> <cortex> what?
-!- dikdik: No such nick/channel
Day changed to 11 Apr 2007
<cortex> hey
<cortex> so i talked to twentynine
<dikdik> and
<dikdik> http://85.17.40.9:99/31a/full/567/567762758.jpg
<cortex> and nothing
<cortex> i was just
<cortex> you know
<cortex> chattin'
<dikdik> lol
<dikdik> i lol'd
<dikdik> http://85.17.40.9:99/35a/full/362/362490303.jpg
<dikdik> http://85.17.40.9:99/37a/full/774/774824375.jpg
<dikdik> http://85.17.40.9:99/37a/full/767/767615285.jpg
<dikdik> http://85.17.40.9:99/35a/full/202/202791525.jpg
<dikdik> http://85.17.40.9:99/38a/full/282/282124263.jpg
<dikdik> http://85.17.40.9:99/37a/full/112/1125784177.jpg
<dikdik> http://85.17.40.9:88/24a/full/204/2045360044.jpg
<dikdik> hey cortex
<dikdik> want to let me back in
-!- Irssi: dikdik is now known as Guest1503427109
-!- Irssi: Guest1503427109 is now known as dikdik
<dikdik> let me back in
<cortex> Oh, jesus.  Fine.
<dikdik> .
<dikdik> ..
<dikdik> ...
<dikdik> ....
<dikdik> .....
<dikdik> ......
<cortex> Oh shoot.  I didn't do that right.
<cortex> Hold on.
<cortex> Okay, should be good now.
<dikdik> thanks. im int
<dikdik> in
<cortex> Awesome.
<dikdik> ha ha cortex
<dikdik> that was a really funny comment
<dikdik> that you just made in #mefi
<cortex> That's very nice of you to say!
<dikdik> ha ha good one cortex!
<cortex> You are the model of good humor, dikdik.