All songs—words & music—written and recorded in February, 2007, copyright (c) Josh Millard.
- Supplementary clapping on At the Open Mic provided by A.P. and A.M.
- Stovekicking, zillringing and percussion assistance on All These Little Metal Things and 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 provided by A.P.
- Horrifying answering machine greeting on All These Little Metal things courtesy of Pizzeria La Lombardia. The Three Cheese is pretty great.
- Novocaine on I Just Got Back From the Dentist provided by Willamette Dental Group.
- Fire engine sirens on Let's Just Pretend that David Bowie Wrote this Song provided by the Portland Fire Bureau, pretty much nightly.
Any resemblence to David Bowie's actual homelife, Grammy storage choices, or instrument costs is completely a lucky guess, I swear.
Thanks to A.P. for putting up with the whole crazy production.