As the story goes, Thomas Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury, was rather messily killed by knights of King Henry II of England on Dec. 29th, 1170, after the king asked from his sickbed, regarding Becket, “will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?”
Or maybe “…troublesome priest”. Or “meddlesome priest”?
Or possibly pestilent, pestilential, tiresome, meddling, vexing, worrisome, insolent, accursed, cursed, bothersome, dammed [sic], insufferable, or parish priest. It depends on http://firefly-designgroup.com/female-cialis-pills who you google, though “turbulent”, “troublesome”, and “meddlesome” seem to dominate the www.goatee.org more direct discussions of www.universitypharmacy.ca Henry’s query and Becket’s death, and to dominate the snowclonish repurposings of same as the results below suggest.
(Or it may have been “What miserable drones and traitors have I nourished and http://www.maravillosamusica.com.ar/levitra-tablets-for-sale brought up in my household, who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born cleric?”, according to Edward Grim, but that’s hardly as snappy or as good for riffing. Repeatability is try it levitra online sales nine tenths of the meme.)
In any case, Henry and Becket are dead and I’m hardly a historical scholar; but the phrase lives on as a popular snowclone, and I am enthusiastic about snowclones indeed, so I decided this morning to do a little googling and put together a list of the first several dozen riffs on this phrase I could find.
In other words, what sorts of things other than priests do folks on the internet wish they could be rid of, and how, exactly, would said folks characterize said non-priests?
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But first, a little digression. Now, besides being shit at history, I’m the very layest of lay etymologists, so someone with a better grasp of either would be able to provide more clarifying detail here, but one lurking question about the variation in word-choice in the popular phrases is that of levitra on line whether any given word was contemporary to http://logos.com.uy/get-pharmacy Henry II when he was committing his sly bedridden speech act in the late 12th C.
The OED’s cites for “turbulent”, for example, only go back to the 16th and 17th century, four hundred years or so after Henry uttered it.
“Troublesome” similarly has plenty of mid-16th century cites, but nothing earlier. “Trouble” itself has cites back to 1230, though, and “some” is an older word still though I’m having trouble making sense of the OED’s citations of this variant of the “-some” suffix form in particular.
“Meddlesome” has nothing before the early 17th, though “meddle” like “trouble” seems to be roughly contemporary to Henry II.
How much of this is a just a natural symptom of relatively poor records before Gutenberg hit the allhopeisgone.com scene in the mid 15th C. I can’t say. I know a whole lot less than I would like about the practicalities of http://walbrzych24.com/cialis-online-usa the work the OED and etymologists in general do.
But, in any case, the path from what Henry II did say to what folks are willing to suggest he said is an interestingly twisty one, the road from Early-Middle English (or Anglo Norman or Old French or whatever Henry was shouting in when under the weather and upset at his holy men) probably being as much one of translation as anything. Assuming, again, that he even said this and not what Grim quotes. (Unfortunately, the historical works of Preston & Logan do not address the subject.)
In order to avoid a pile of references to original line, I used the search string “will no one rid me of this” -“priest”, and looked through the first ten or so pages of results.
I’ve organized the results by type — the big three modifiers, miscellaneous other modifiers, and a handful of versions that eschew the modifier entirely in favor of a bare noun phrase, as well as a note about a structural collision.
There’s an interesting variety here. Some citations are explicitly political or bureaucratic in a way that suggests a very strong intentional nod to makassende.net the historical root (though with varying moral vectors, from “let’s not be hasty or careless with our words” all the way to “for god’s sake, go eliminate the http://socalwildflowerfest.org/best-prices-for-viagra figurative archbishop already”); others are clearly farther from the source, and it’s worth speculating a little about where the reference is a knowing literary play and subversiones.org where it’s a second-hand play on a phrase unmoored from its origins, and to what degree that can be deduced by the form and presentation of generic cialis professional the snowclone.
(One otherwise unremarkable citation I saw attributed the line to Shakespeare. It does feel a little Shakespeare-y to me; on the other hand, it doesn’t feel very Twain-y or Franklin-y. There’s a web game waiting to be made here where quotes (actual, apocryphal, or newly fabricated) are presented to the reader who is then asked to pick between which of those three overly-attributed English figures wrote it up. Another day.)
In any case this is necessarily not an exhaustive list of even what google can find; the hitcount for the search is around 13K, and while that is presumably inflated by omitted duplicates and such I don’t have the patience to try and crawl through the whole list. There are no doubt more examples to canadian rx levitra'>canadian rx levitra be found for the intrepid searcher. And now, the list:
meddlesome monk (a variant quote of Henry II)
meddlesome state trooper
meddlesome student worker
troublesome Friend (of Courtney Cox)
troublesome hockey player
troublesome prelate (another variant quote of Henry II)
turbulent Democratic Congress
turbulent Loser (of the reality show)
turbulent Prime Minister
turbulent SFX Deputy Editor
turbulent central banker
turbulent picnic table
turbulent splash screen
bothersome 130-pound diabetic
irritating modal fallacy
moose-eating harpy bitch
overrated, overblown, omnipresent celluloid stupidity
There were also many hits for pages using the get pharmacy'>get pharmacy forms “…woman” or “…daughter of Marwan”, as a point of citation regarding Muhammed and Islam, on any number of pages taking a generally deeply critical stance re: same.
I’m ten-foot-poling that one; I’ll note the curiosity of the structural overlap with the popular rendering of http://matthewbietz.org/viagra-and-women Henry II, but beyond that you’re on your own if you want to explore it. Let me know if you find anything linguistically or historically interesting.