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Monthly Archives: April 2009

I’m 30, but the uke is new

Posted on April 27, 2009 by Josh Millard
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I’ve crossed a round-number threshold, and got a ukulele to help me through it. So I wrote a song on the uke, and made a cheesy webcam recording of it, and stuck it on youtube, and embedded that in this blog post, and then described the whole thing. Ta da!

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