Watch your fucking language

A heads up from a corporate spam filter.

It seems like it might defeat the purpose somewhat to decline to deliver mail because of bad language, but then include the unamended subject line.

Dear xyz@foobar.com,

An email addressed to you from sowed@hrvatskamail.com was found to contain possible language that was deemed inappropriate by our Offensive Language filter. In order to protect you and our corporate environment this email can not be delivered to you at this time but has been quarantined.

If this is business related please forward this email to the Service Desk to have them assist you with having this business related email unquarantined.

Subject of the message: Really sexy teen named Nadia gets fucked and receives facial

Lord, save me from your filters.

8 Comments »

  1. Josh Millard Said,

    July 21, 2008 @ 9:11 am

    There was another one right after it, too:

    Subject of the message: Bukkake

    One of the weird things about spending so much time on the internet is that at this point I have no idea what proportion of the population actually knows what that is.

  2. It's Raining Florence Henderson Said,

    July 21, 2008 @ 10:55 am

    Let ‘em eat bukkake.

  3. Josh Millard Said,

    July 21, 2008 @ 11:09 am

    Marie Antoinoyoudidn’t.

  4. It's Raining Florence Henderson Said,

    July 21, 2008 @ 11:25 am

    Apply fraƮche revo-lotion directly to neck.

  5. JanetLand Said,

    July 22, 2008 @ 7:15 am

    Poor Nadia. She’s just trying to get a day’s work done, and all her email gets quarantined.

  6. Josh Millard Said,

    July 22, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

    Ooh, another:

    Subject of the message: Nadia Styles Anal

  7. yerfatma Said,

    July 29, 2008 @ 6:22 am

    Well, that’s a gift. Most people just throw their ass in the air and leave it at that. And you’re looking at these filters the wrong way: keep a copy of the body and use it to reply to friends. It’s fun watching the reactions, like when you answer the phone with, “What city please?” Not that you can really do that anymore.

  8. Josh Millard Said,

    August 7, 2008 @ 8:28 am

    They keep coming:

    Subject of the message: Big booty white girl rides black dick while being taped and exposed

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