You might want to sit down for this.
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there are reports coming in from the Internet that I may, in fact, be a nerd.
I–I know. It’s shocking. Scandalous. This is a difficult time for all of us. But I think we can work through it.
ardgedee Said,
May 30, 2008 @ 4:55 pm
Do you know what nerds do frequently? They sit down. This is not a coincidence.
Mike Said,
May 30, 2008 @ 7:37 pm
That’s outrageous! I demand to know who’s been spreading this vicious libel.
Josh Millard Said,
May 30, 2008 @ 7:54 pm
This is true, ardgedee. Nerds have famously poor balance, and so take solace in chairs.
hiram Said,
June 3, 2008 @ 2:20 am
It was me. I called him a nerd. I never knew he’d blog about it though. Jesus, nerd.
Josh Millard Said,
June 3, 2008 @ 7:42 am
I have calculated the square root of your comment to seven digits, Hiram.
hiram Said,
June 7, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
I calculate YOUR FACE.
(The all caps means I’m serious.)
Love,
Hiram