I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there are reports coming in from the Internet that I may, in fact, be a nerd.
I–I know. It’s shocking. Scandalous. This is a difficult time for all of us. But I think we can work through it.
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The personal blog of Josh Millard
Do you know what nerds do frequently? They sit down. This is not a coincidence.
That’s outrageous! I demand to know who’s been spreading this vicious libel.
This is true, ardgedee. Nerds have famously poor balance, and so take solace in chairs.
It was me. I called him a nerd. I never knew he’d blog about it though. Jesus, nerd.
I have calculated the square root of your comment to seven digits, Hiram.
I calculate YOUR FACE.
(The all caps means I’m serious.)
Love,
Hiram