Imagine a foo barring a baz — for ever.
There have been a fair handful of references by Metafilter users over the years to this Orwell quote, from his novel 1984:
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face — forever.”
Some of those references have been direct quotes, with or without irony; others have been less faithful to George. For example: “If you want a picture of the future, imagine a dachsund loading a tennis ball launcher — forever.”
It has been quoted straight by mefites in reference to:
- the US gov’t spidering the web
- torture by US soldiers
- Raytheon’s pain-ray gun
- Iraq vet mistreatment
- The television show Big Brother
- Habeas Corpus
- Facebook.com
- Blackwater
The more creative reinterpretations of the phrase include, aside from the dachsund line above, these:
- imagine a clown kicking you in the nuts — forever.
- imagine a taser being used on anyone who makes a fuss — forever.
- imagine a shoe tapping on a bathroom floor - forever
- imagine a llama spitting on a human face—forever!
- imagine innovative marketing stamping on a human face—forever.
- “imagine a Cole Haan stamping on a human face - forever.” –Young Republican Intern.
- imagine a biodegradable, vegan, pleather stilletto boot stomping on a human face forever
There are also more allusive bits here and there, bringing out one bit or another of the phrase without bothering with the whole quote:
- “There’s that saying about a boot repeatedly stomping on a face, forever”
- “Talk about a boot stomping on a human face, forever.”
- “ Boot stomping on human face forever, etc. etc.”
- “(a boot stomping a face)”
- “a nice picture of a boot stomping a human face?”
- “Metafilter: a boot stomping on a human face — forever.”
And even, like some rug tying this Orwello-canine room together, “Imagine a little dachshund going around in circles in a wading pool forever”.
These are what I could glean from some searching on metafilter alone; I’m sure there’s a lot more that could be culled from some general googling, but this is proof at least of some of the snowclone-ish flexibility of Orwell’s stark caricature.



wendell Said,
April 21, 2008 @ 6:16 pm
If you want a picture of the future, imagine snowcloning an Orwell qoute — forever.
The Ridger, FCD Said,
May 24, 2008 @ 8:14 am
The end of “Good Omens”:
If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.
And if you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot… no, imagine a sneaker, laces trailing, kicking a pebble; imagine a stick, to poke at interesting things, and throw for a dog that may or may not decide to retrieve it; imagine a tuneless whistle, pounding some luckless popular tune into insensibility; imagine a figure, half angel, half devil, all human…
Slouching hopefully towards Tadfield…
…forever.
The Ridger, FCD Said,
May 24, 2008 @ 8:25 am
I forgot the authors - Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.