This Splinter Is Ruining My Life
For a personal blog, this place doesn’t really feature enough self-absorbed whining, and I apologize for that. So, to make things right:
I got a tiny splinter from a paper plate holder last night. In my right index finger. Off to the side, so it doesn’t actually hurt to type or really do anything else that I normally do with the finger. But! But if I actually poke the splinter, that hurts. I’ve tried it several times now, and every time? Ow. Pain. It doesn’t ever not hurt, and that seems pretty unfair when you really, like, think about it.
Mood: punctured.


