Dear spammer:

I understand that you are going to fill my moderation queue with ads for painkillers and porn.  It’s your vocation.  That’s fair.

But hear this: I’m not okay with you leaving <b>old tags unclosed.  That’s just fucked up.  Turns the whole rest of my moderation page bold, and that screws with my daily deletion spree.  I don’t come to your home and put blink tags on your spam interface, do I?

No.  I do not.  So cut that shit out, man.

xoxo,

Josh