http://www.joshmillard.com/2007/04/17/a-hipster-walks-into-a-bar/ The personal blog of Josh Millard Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:45:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 http://www.joshmillard.com/2007/04/17/a-hipster-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-4272 EndsOfInvention Mon, 30 Apr 2007 23:06:10 +0000 http://www.joshmillard.com/2007/04/17/a-hipster-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-4272 P1 made me lol. P1 made me lol.

]]> http://www.joshmillard.com/2007/04/17/a-hipster-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3143 IRFH Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:47:30 +0000 http://www.joshmillard.com/2007/04/17/a-hipster-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3143 P6: Bartender asks, "What can I get you?" "I'll take an Ironic Russian." "Never heard of it." "That's 'cause in Soviet Russia, ironic punchline tells you." "You're in America, now, smart-ass. You want I should make you a drink, or not?" "White Russian. Smirnoff. Watered down until it's completely tasteless, then forgotten and kicked to the curb." "Get the fuck out of my bar!" "Excellent. Now that was authentic." P6: Bartender asks, “What can I get you?” “I’ll take an Ironic Russian.” “Never heard of it.” “That’s ’cause in Soviet Russia, ironic punchline tells you.” “You’re in America, now, smart-ass. You want I should make you a drink, or not?” “White Russian. Smirnoff. Watered down until it’s completely tasteless, then forgotten and kicked to the curb.” “Get the fuck out of my bar!” “Excellent. Now that was authentic.”

]]> http://www.joshmillard.com/2007/04/17/a-hipster-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3133 dbl Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:37:23 +0000 http://www.joshmillard.com/2007/04/17/a-hipster-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3133 P5: 300 other people start purposely bumping into lamp posts. P5: 300 other people start purposely bumping into lamp posts.

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