Fun fact: in the mid-to-late 1700s in France, the popular treatment for muscle injuries and chronic pain was a two-step process: physicians would first apply an herbed ointment to the area, and then press it with large warm stones.
They would salve their aches and heat it too.
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*groan*
Man… that was bad even for you.
Yeah… What’s this about laughing?
I’d stick this in with that other joke a while back… You know, the one about expectorating?