A joke about spitting that I just made up
A man is walking down the sidewalk when he comes across another man who is repeatedly hocking and spitting into the street.
“That’s disgusting,” says the first man. “Why are you doing that?”
The second man explains: “I’m practicing for the big spitting championship.”
“Oh,” says the first man. “Well, do you think you’ll win?”
The second man shrugs and says, “well, if nothing else, I expect t’ rate.”
~FIN~
Geddit?! Expectorate! AHAHAHAHAHAHAha okay sorry.
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That guy Said,
January 29, 2007 @ 10:24 am
I’m known for coming up with really bad jokes and even I was appalled by that.
This is akin to Paris Hilton turning down a chance to call Lindsay Lohan a tramp.
-That guy
ethana2 Said,
May 31, 2007 @ 2:33 am
Interesting. Similar in feel to the response you get when you tell the one where Robin’s like “Holy kleenex, Batman- he was right under our nose and we blew it!” You know, the slow “wow.”
My jokes get that a lot too. Check out this one: “Mathematicians have recently developed a new algorithm to calculate pi: Infinity factorial over Chuck Norris.”
The things we come up with when we’re bored ;)