I have a love hate relationship with spam: I hate it with every fiber of my being, but I love many of the superficial variations that I have seen in it the construction of spam missives. (Or, given the presumed scale of these mailings, massives?)

And so this: an (I will grant you, unsolicted) exhortation quite apart from the typical request to b$y chE4p v.1.a.g.R.a, in both typographical regularity and charming formality:

“Rely on this marvelous dispensary for economical curatives.”

For a certainty, good sir or madam! I shall make a commercial inquiry forthwith!